Key West Taking Chickens Off Streets – Yahoo! News

Key West Taking Chickens Off Streets – Yahoo! News

Oh so you are cool enough to live in Key West, but you don’t want to deal with one of the coolest things about it. Are you afraid of what they are doing to the soil?

A few days after that, I open up the mail and there’s a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And it’s addressed to Bill Jr. And it’s entitled, “Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?”

Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population – Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.

Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can’t build on it, you can’t grow anything in it. The government says it’s due to poor farming.

But I know what’s really going on, Stuart. I know it’s the queers. They’re in it with the aliens. They’re building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God.