Generated by All in One SEO v5.0.0.1, this is an llms.txt file, used by LLMs to index the site. # I eat, drink and know things. Libertarian-leaning white collar ramblings about food, drink, survival, politics, the environment, finances, Darwinism with a twist of white trash parenting. ## Sitemaps - [XML Sitemap](https://www.modf.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website. ## Posts - [Ever been tired?](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/21/ever-been-tired.html) - Ever been tired but you know you can't go to sleep? I don't like that restless feeling of tossing and turning while your head spins. I've decided I will no longer take two sleeping pills together. The last two times I've done it, I've felt super tired for 90% of the next day. Oh well. - [An update on the sites](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/21/an-update-on-the-sites.html) - So, out of about 30 domains taken down by the server crash, only about ten remain down. I may leave them down as they are all pretty low-traffic. Perhaps I'll redirect them here. Who knows? I will try to unplug a little today, and I bet it doesn't work. Especially when working on server number - [Vegas](https://www.modf.com/2004/01/12/vegas.html) - Here are some vegas pics. - [ASOULS!](https://www.modf.com/2004/02/23/asouls.html) - There are a ton of new pics and articles at: ASouls - [Easter Bunny Whipped by Pa. Church Group](https://www.modf.com/2004/04/08/easter-bunny-whipped-by-pa-church-group.html) - GLASSPORT, Pa. — A church trying to teach about the crucifixion of Jesus performed an Easter show with actors whipping the Easter bunny and breaking eggs, upsetting several parents and young children. People who attended Saturday's performance at Glassport's memorial stadium quoted performers as saying, "There is no Easter bunny," and described the show as - [NYE Party](https://www.modf.com/2004/01/01/nye-party.html) - What kind of NYE party can you have with 5 days of planning? One Insane, crazy one..... Here are the pics and some stats. Cases of beer: zero (except for the secret stash in the secret room) Kegs of beer used: six Bottle of champagne: 15 Attendance: At least 175 Things broken: Front door Pounds - [Holidays...](https://www.modf.com/2003/11/23/holidays.html) - As the holidays approach, the author suggests preparing a buttered rum mix for Thanksgiving, recommending a modified online recipe. This year's mixture is spicier than before. They've found that using Captain Morgan's rum, especially the Captain's Private Stock, results in a better mix than using Bacardi. - [Driver's test goes bad](https://www.modf.com/2003/09/08/drivers-test-goes-bad.html) - From now on, when Stephanie Majewski wants to get from point A to B, she'll be doing it on bus or by foot. The 81-year-old has failed her driver's test five times in the past. During the sixth time yesterday, she did not speed through any stop signs or forget to signal before changing lanes. - [State of the Union..](https://www.modf.com/2004/11/02/state-of-the-union.html) - To show you how this country is running scared since 9/11. http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/11/02/school.badges.ap/index.html "I believe this country needs security. But what kind of life do we have if we put ourselves in a cage just to be safe? There is a fine line there, and I wonder if we are beginning to cross it," Durbin said. - [It is a sad day, Uncle Bernie has passed away!](https://www.modf.com/2008/10/02/it-is-a-sad-day-uncle-bernie-has-passed-away.html) - I received an alarming phone call last night: Uncle Bernie has passed away. I find myself just saying "wow" repeatedly to myself and others. I think right now I am just in a state of shock. I only saw him a few weeks ago, and everything was fine. Of course, I have been thinking about - [What I learned during Atlanta's Snowpocalypse](https://www.modf.com/2015/11/05/what-i-learned-during-atlantas-snowpocalypse.html) - As I'm sure, a week later, many people have long forgotten the Snowpocalypse. Here are some thoughts as a displaced Yankee living in the Atlanta region. Luckily, the snow came down and, for the most part, remained light and powdery. This should be considered lucky because if the snow were too wet and heavy or - [Guns are needed..ask a marine](https://www.modf.com/2013/01/17/guns-are-needed-ask-a-marine.html) - This places the proper perspective on what a gun means to a civilized society. Read this eloquent and profound letter and pay close attention to the last paragraph of the letter. "The Gun Is Civilization" by Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret) Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. - [President's Day Brew](https://www.modf.com/2011/02/22/presidents-day-brew.html) - I had off yesterday for President's Day, and I used to take care of two important things, my house, and my booze. First up was the house. Then, following my win against the termites, I applied two coats of Drylock to my previously untreated walls, refreshing the general area. Finally, after completing my homeowner chores - [Why I'm done with Starbucks](https://www.modf.com/2011/02/11/why-im-done-with-starbucks.html) - [Super Easy Baked Sausage, Beans and Eggs](https://www.modf.com/2016/01/21/super-easy-baked-sausage-beans-and-eggs.html) - Kick ass comfort food the Super Easy Baked Sausage, Beans and Eggs may seem like an odd combination, this ended up being a great little surprise. This requires almost no effort at all, and really warms you up quickly. - [What can a dirty artsy old man do to keep busy in Key West?](https://www.modf.com/2014/06/09/what-can-a-dirty-artsy-old-man-do-to-keep-busy-in-key-west.html) - For one, he can find hot chicks to swim naked around in the canal behind his house in the name of art. This was just released a few weeks ago and is scheduled to be shown in a few of the galleries in the Keys. Think "artsy boobs", meets escapism. For an even more interesting - [Preparedness Quote](https://www.modf.com/2015/01/23/preparedness-quote.html) - "Opportunity doesn't make appointments, you have to be ready when it arrives." -Tim Fargo - [Always enjoyed this video](https://www.modf.com/2015/01/22/always-enjoyed-this-video.html) - This video was recently brought to my attention again, and I figured it was worthy enough to post. - [Why now I'm really done with Starbucks](https://www.modf.com/2014/04/25/why-now-im-really-done-with-starbucks.html) - I think Mr Colion Noir makes some really great points (as usual) in this video: I'll excuse the Boston hat, because he's worn a Phillies on in the past a few times. - [Interesting Read about Ron Paul... Yes, Ron Paul.](https://www.modf.com/2011/04/26/interesting-read-about-ron-paul-yes-ron-paul.html) - There is an article about Ron Paul in this month's Esquire magazine. While I did manage to learn quite a bit about Ron Paul in the article, and perahps I dont' think he is as goofy as I once did, I found this infographic to be the most entertaining. President Obama, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, and some - [My lunchtime "diet" ](https://www.modf.com/2011/04/13/my-lunchtime-diet.html) - Since around the start of the year, I've been doing my best to really reduce the amount of $$ I've been spending at lunch, as well as the intake of crap I've been eating during it. My solution so far, soup. Now I'm not going to tell you that I've mastered the art of the - [Banking without borders? Or just banking without banks?](https://www.modf.com/2010/02/24/banking-without-borders-or-just-banking-without-banks.html) - I've been writing this blurb for about a month now, well finally after being a loyal customer for 17 years, I am officially done with my personal banking at TD Bank. I must admit, it's bittersweet, well mostly just bitter. Ever since the changeover to from Commerce Bank to TD Bank, things went downhill, and - [Phillies win, vote for mcain, third day in Key West](https://www.modf.com/2008/10/30/phillies-win-vote-for-mcain-third-day-in-key-west.html) - I went to the beach yesterday morning, I didn't do a whole lot more than just lay there in the sand and work on getting rid of my hangover. Followed that up by some sitting around the house, then went to the Half Shell Raw bar for All You Can Eat Alaskan Crabs.. Yummy. So - [Project Post It.](https://www.modf.com/2009/05/02/project-post-it.html) - Project Post It - a month of new posts on all of my blogs - [Oops. We lost a few posts.](https://www.modf.com/2011/01/31/oops-we-lost-a-few-posts.html) - Sadly, it looks like we lost a few posts from 2010. Here is the rest of the year in short: July:Did some travelingWent to some Phillies and Riversharks baseball gamesOf course, a lot of drinking and picnicsHelped run a benefit which raised about 3k for a family. August:Plenty of drinking and enjoying the summer with - [Frosty Ball Run - January Bike Ride](https://www.modf.com/2011/01/26/frosty-ball-run-january-bike-ride.html) - In keeping with my riding the bike for at least 15 miles a month routine (it's been many more on the non winter months), last night I took my ride for January. Which clearly it was the frosty ball run. For the most part, I've been keeping fairly warm, but I've got a few issues - [Will the Feds Bust Santa Claus? ](https://www.modf.com/2010/12/22/will-the-feds-bust-santa-claus.html) - This gave me a nice chuckle.When Santa Claus comes to town this week, he'd better watch out -- because the federal government may be making a list of his crimes (and checking it twice), the Libertarian Party warned today. "Hark the federal agents sing, Santa is guilty of nearly everything," said former Libertarian Party press - [Wow a lot of shit has happened since Feb..](https://www.modf.com/2010/06/22/wow-a-lot-of-shit-has-happened-since-feb.html) - Judging from the lastest pics this year, I have been busy. There have been crazy nights with the family, crazy family dinners, benefits, wine tastings, of course there was also the trips to Washington for the Phils, Boat Drinks, Buehler's, and Malibu for Joe's Wedding. And those are just the ones I actually took/posted pics - [New Rule - Eat lunch in the park.](https://www.modf.com/2009/10/30/new-rule-eat-lunch-in-the-park.html) - In keeping up with my new rules theme, Here is another for the list. When available, try to eat lunch in a park. If you can find one with few benches and a lake, then you have hit a home run. At a minimum, you just need a place to park, or a place to - [Happy Pitbull Awareness Day! Celebrate w/ the Pinups @ Cheerleaders!](https://www.modf.com/2009/10/25/happy-pitbull-awareness-day-celebrate-w-the-pinups-cheerleaders.html) - Pinups for Pitbulls is hosting a huge all-day event at Cheerleader's Bikini Bar in S. Philadelphia. Event includes Keynote speakers from the Pit Bull Hoax (Drayton Michaels www.pitbullguru.com), Kathy McGuire, President of NJ Aid for Animals, Buzz Miller of Buzzy's Bow Wow & Meow , Little Darling of Pinups for Pitbulls and so many more! - [New Rules.. No it's not Bill Maher](https://www.modf.com/2009/10/19/new-rules-no-its-not-bill-maher.html) - While drastically different from Bill Maher's segment "New Rules", I've been doing a lot of interpersonal thinking and examining recently. As a result I have come up with a few new rules, which of course are going to be more like the Pirate Code, a set of guidelines. The first one is: Take your birthday - [I made my first calzone tonight.](https://www.modf.com/2009/09/30/i-made-my-first-calzone-tonight.html) - I made my first calzone tonight, and it wasn't bad! I only have two complaints, the first it took too long to get he thicker breading to cook all the way, and it was too big! I think I can solve both problems by shrinking down the dough into 3 balls and rolling much thinner. - [Wow, the pressures of being me.](https://www.modf.com/2009/07/11/wow-the-pressures-of-being-me.html) - So those of you who know me in real life, may know my work environment, which can at times be, stressful.. I am the builder of moonbases, the jack of all trades, master's of none, I'm the guy who gets the shit, no matter what happens. I've been at the same .com for the - [What's been keepin' me busy..](https://www.modf.com/2009/06/25/whats-been-keepin-me-busy.html) - Wow I have been busy, and not just normal busy for me, but really busy. That being no excuse, a "month in review" for you. Following the weekend we left off on, was Memorial Day weekend, which as always was at Buehler's Idlewild. As always, I can't say enough good things about the weekend, the - [What a weekend! With some feet?](https://www.modf.com/2009/05/19/what-a-weekend-with-some-feet.html) - So in preparation for Memorial Day weekend, at Buehler's, we once again descended upon Rehoboth Beach and worked on bruising the family liver. First up was happy hour at Delfini's, where I tried my first ever Dirty Martini. Which I thought was very good, but quite pretty salty. Next I tried, and really enjoyed a - [Rosemary Focaccia on a Sunday night.](https://www.modf.com/2009/05/03/rosemary-focaccia-on-a-sunday-night.html) - So when I'm left to my own devices, I either get myself into trouble or I do productive things. Tonight, it happens to be productive things. In between the raindrops, I put nearly all of my flowers outside. After that I was in a baking mood, so I made some focaccia. As you can see - [Words](https://www.modf.com/2003/09/09/words.html) - Through early morning fog I see Vision's of the things to be The pains that are with held for me I realize and I can see *That suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please The game of life is hard to play Gonna to - [Justine Lai - Join or Die - Crazy Presidental Sex](https://www.modf.com/2009/04/29/justine-lai-join-or-die-crazy-presidental-sex.html) - A friend and I were discussing the other day via email how we really need to start updating our personal blogs on a more frequent basis, so that's what I'm gonna do. That same friend sent me a link today to a painter by the name of Justine Lai. She does some pretty cool stuff - [16 are arrested in Maryland as fight breaks out at concert held to promote nonviolence](https://www.modf.com/2009/03/09/16-are-arrested-in-maryland-as-fight-breaks-out-at-concert-held-to-promote-nonviolence.html) - 16 are arrested in Maryland as fight breaks out at concert held to promote nonviolence SILVER SPRING, Md. (AP) — Montgomery County police say 16 people were arrested after a fight broke out during a concert held to promote nonviolence and to remember a Silver Spring teen killed last year. The free Stop the Violence - [I got my snow day, and then some.](https://www.modf.com/2009/03/05/i-got-my-snow-day-and-then-some.html) - I am officially back in the office for my first full day all week! Crazy you say? Well yes. Monday ended up being a snow day for the "Blizzard of Death for March 2009". In all reality, it was not really that bad. However, it was the first real snow fall we have had over - [My weekend, and hoping for a snow day](https://www.modf.com/2009/03/02/my-weekend-and-hoping-for-a-snow-day.html) - So I started writing this late Sunday night, nearly Monday morning, and I'm really hoping for a snow day tomorrow. I was pretty tired and sick to my stomach all day, I even took a nap for a few hours this afternoon. It was a pretty normal weekend, a bit of running around, and some - [Using the unloved tools of Firefox/IE to be slightly more efficient. ](https://www.modf.com/2009/02/24/using-the-unloved-tools-of-firefoxie-to-be-slightly-more-efficient.html) - As many of you know, I have a pretty gnarly case of ADD which at one time I was on medication for. This would be even more evident to you if you knew that in the time it took me to write this, I've answered 4 emails, 3 text messages, poked 2 people on facebook, - [Not a pirate, but a baker. :)](https://www.modf.com/2009/02/15/not-a-pirate-but-a-baker.html) - When I got home on Friday my head was killing me, my eye was really bothering me, and I was pretty close to beat I think the long work week coupled with being out every night, and the lack of a good night sleep all week just wrote me out. So to bed was where - [An update on my left eye.](https://www.modf.com/2009/02/10/an-update-on-my-left-eye.html) - So I went to Will's Eye yesterday and as initially diagnosed, I do in fact have central serous retinopathy. Which basically means that in 4-6 weeks it should clear up on it's own. Otherwise, I have to get a laser treatment in about 2 months to seal the leakage. The right eye and my brain - [My life as a pirate, and my week in review.](https://www.modf.com/2009/02/08/my-life-as-a-pirate-and-my-week-in-review.html) - It has been a busy couple of weeks so I've not really had the chance to do more frequent updates. So here is a week in review of the past 8 days or so. Most importantly, it would seem that my dream of donning a patch and becoming a pirate and sailing the southern shores - [My chili, We have gone Obama crazy!](https://www.modf.com/2009/01/20/my-chili-we-have-gone-obama-crazy.html) - This past weekend I took place in a chili competition down in Slower Lower DE at the Shipwreck Brewery, aka "John's Man House". Sadly, my kick ass chili was not as kick ass as I had hoped it would be. I took 4th place, which of course is the 3rd place loser! The first place - [My Quit Smoking Anniversary.. Yep, I kinda rule.](https://www.modf.com/2009/01/06/my-quit-smoking-anniversary-yep-i-kinda-rule.html) - It has officially been over a year now that I quit smoking. Woot for me. What have I learned in this past year from this experience? That I can do nearly anything I set my mind to. I was the avid smoker who was 2+ packs a day (on a normal day), down to nothign - [Pinups for Pitbulls Calendar Release Party](https://www.modf.com/2009/01/02/pinups-for-pitbulls-calendar-release-party.html) - A little fyi of an upcoming event from Pinups For Pitbulls that I will most likely be attending: If you missed my first linking to the site, here is a little background from theirs: Pinups for Pitbulls, a not for profit organization dedicated to raising awareness and funds for the pit bull breed, announces the - [Spokey Dokes are back!](https://www.modf.com/2008/12/30/spokey-dokes-are-back.html) - So I was talking to a friend the other day joking around about tricking out my bike, and discovered that Spokey Dokes are back! I would totally sport these on old school ones, the new stuff kinda sucks. See below: The only thing that would make them cooler is if they were now made from the - [Geocaching and setting my sights on 2009...](https://www.modf.com/2008/12/29/geocaching-and-setting-my-sights-on-2009.html) - Since it was such a nice day yesterday, and I need to get rid of my "spare tire", it was time to rock four new geocaches. Sadly, I only found two of them first. Then again, I was being nice! The first cache was semi-important to me as I had been unable to find it - [No more wrapping paper for me!](https://www.modf.com/2008/12/28/no-more-wrapping-paper-for-me.html) - For those of you who were around me in the past week you will know that gift wrapping paper has been my gripe of the week. I guess you could say that it grinds my gears. So as of now, I give up on this whole wrapping paper thing created by the hallmark's and the - [I won my second free domain from NameCheap today](https://www.modf.com/2008/12/10/i-won-my-second-free-domain-from-namecheap-today.html) - For those of you who don't know, NameCheap is having a pretty awesome twitter contest for free domains. I've been playing a bit here and there, and so far I've won credits for two domains. Not sure if I'll use those credits to buy more domains, or just transfer some there for the renewals. To - [New Gtalk app, and my old teacher (allegedly) likes em young](https://www.modf.com/2008/12/18/new-gtalk-app-and-my-old-teacher-allegedly-likes-em-young.html) - I just installed and I'm now testing out the latest client version of the Google Talk Labs Edition. So far the coolest part is that it has "Invisible" mode built in. The interface does seem awful slick, I'm going to give it a full test tomorrow when I get to the office. That is - [This gave me a good chuckle today.](https://www.modf.com/2008/12/17/this-gave-me-a-good-chuckle-today.html) - QDB: Top 100 Quotes A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly - [Thanksgiving, homemade pirogi, welcome December madness](https://www.modf.com/2008/12/02/thanksgiving-homemade-pirogi-welcome-december-madness.html) - Welcome to December! I must tell you, I'm really not all that thrilled or in the holiday spirit this year. I am usually ready for the holidays by about mid July, but not this year. I have not even gotten my Christmas cards out of the basement to send out yet. Hopefully that changes in - [What does Santa really say? And a new theme ](https://www.modf.com/2008/12/04/what-does-santa-really-say-and-a-new-theme.html) - I thought this was really funny! I was starting to get bored with the default theme so I decided to freshed things and and change to this one. I dig the green and the bike, since I am working on being green and dig bikes. If that bothers you, you can always go back to - [New Google gmail feature can be annoying....](https://www.modf.com/2008/11/20/new-google-gmail-feature-can-be-annoying.html) - Ok, so I dig the new gmail options for themes, but I must say the new default one is kinda ugly and annoying my eyes. Thankfully I was able to switch back to the "classic" version, or the "tree" theme to test out the location settings. I'm kinda curious to see if there are lightning - [RIP Mikey Brosnan 1974-2008](https://www.modf.com/2008/11/18/rip-mikey-brosnan-1974-2008.html) - :::Philebrity…media, culture, music and more::: » Blog Archive » R.I.P.: Mikey Brosnan, 1974-2008: His nickname was “Little Mikey,” but I don’t ever recall their being a “Big” one (I guess no one noticed I was fat until later). Mike Brosnan is not a name people are used to seeing in headlines or magazines, but he - [I love Pirates! Pirates hijack Turkish ship off Yemen](https://www.modf.com/2008/11/12/i-love-pirates-pirates-hijack-turkish-ship-off-yemen.html) - The Associated Press Turkish maritime officials say pirates have commandeered a Turkish chemical tanker off the coast of Yemen. A statement from the Turkish Maritime Affairs Directorate says the Karagol, a ship bound for India, was hijacked Wednesday, 16 miles (26 kilometers) off the coast of Yemen. It was carrying 4,500 tons of unspecified chemicals. - [Twitter Song - Pics updated from Key West](https://www.modf.com/2008/11/07/twitter-song-pics-updated-from-key-west.html) - I'm posting the twitter song again, cause it makes me smile. Some Halloween pics, from Sebago sunset cruise and also a tour of the USS Mohawk. Of course, Bernie was there with us. :) 103473103656103713 The next day we did some fishing on the Greyhouse V (like usual), and sitting our asses down and relaxin.. - [Ralph Nader has lost it..](https://www.modf.com/2008/11/05/ralph-nader-has-lost-it.html) - What more can I say, the man has ended his career. Ralph Nader Uncle Tom Comment - [Second day of Key West 2008, good food, bad fights, the Meteor Smokehouse sucks.](https://www.modf.com/2008/10/29/second-day-of-key-west-2008-good-food-bad-fights-the-meteor-smokehouse-sucks.html) - Day two in Key West started off well enough. I went down to Kino's to check out some new sandals, I might grab a couple of pairs before I leave. Then we were waiting for my Dad and realized they had dollar beer at Cowboy Bill's on Duval. Which I was delighted to find out - [First Day in Key West 2008](https://www.modf.com/2008/10/28/first-day-in-key-west-2008.html) - Well I'm sitting in the condo, uploading the few pics I managed to take yesterday with my crappy battery sucking old camera. :) As you can see Papa Joe's is umm, sucky and falling apart. Sadly they are closed and I really have my doubts that that building can even be repaired. It appears that - [New iGoogle, Packing less, Escapism? ](https://www.modf.com/2008/10/23/new-igoogle-packing-less-escapism.html) - Google impressed me again today with their freshly updated iGoogle personalized homepage layout. While I like tabs on the top, cleaner selectable tabs on the side are much more efficient when you have multiple pages setup. With the new gmail plugins I'm able to scan/delete/respond to my mail without having to jump around too much.. - [Watch out for drunken pumpkins!](https://www.modf.com/2008/10/09/watch-out-for-drunken-pumpkins.html) - [Sarah Palin on Facebook, and way to go Florida!](https://www.modf.com/2008/10/02/sarah-palin-on-facebook-and-way-to-go-florida.html) - First, watch this video of a resident Floridian, who doesn't like Barack Obama then ask youself how those high brow voting machines could offer so much trouble figurin' out. Next, check out Sarah Palin's Facebook Page below. - [Post number 100 - Only took 5 years.](https://www.modf.com/2008/10/01/post-number-100-only-took-5-years.html) - Woo-hoo! It is post #100!!!! Look at all of the balloons and confetti falling from the sky! Ok, so it is not nearly that exciting, but try to show *SOME* enthusiasm. The first post that was saved from the last crash was Death crash on Disney ‘thunder train’. Prior to that you can try to - [Oh I love a good Palin interview with a side of FAIL!](https://www.modf.com/2008/09/26/oh-i-love-a-good-palin-interview-with-a-side-of-fail.html) - The TV Watch - A Question Reprised, but the Words Come None Too Easily for Palin - NYTimes.com: Her first interview, with the ABC News anchor Charles Gibson, was too hard. The second, with Sean Hannity on the Fox News Channel, was too soft. The third, however, did not turn out to be just right - [Here is a really cool iphone waterproof case](https://www.modf.com/2008/09/24/here-is-a-really-cool-iphone-waterproof-case.html) - If I ever had an iphone, I'd use one of these for sure! This would be helpful for geocahcing too! - [Comcast kills the USENET. :(](https://www.modf.com/2008/09/22/comcast-kills-the-usenet.html) - Comcast aka Comcraptic has decided to go ahead and kill USENET access. For those of you who do not know, this was pretty much how the internet was started, and my first experience "online". I guess there is no room for uncensored communication in the new Web 2.0. Comcast Newsgroups The Comcast Newsgroups service has - [Sullivan on Frum on Palin, King on time.](https://www.modf.com/2008/09/12/sullivan-on-frum-on-palin-king-on-time.html) - Check out the nice summary that Andrew Sullivan posted which, pretty much sums up how silly these ads/media and hype are getting over this presidential election. Frum on Palin. Mike King posted a nice article this week as well, on 10 Ways to Simplify and Eliminate Waste in Your Life. I've been flipping back and - [S.J. has cheapest U.S. gas: $3.149 a gallon](https://www.modf.com/2008/08/21/sj-has-cheapest-us-gas-3149-a-gallon.html) - Peter Mucha posted over at the Philadelphia Inquirer: A gas war in Gloucester County seems to have created the lowest gas prices in the country. As of about 10 a.m., the price was $3.169 a gallon for regular at two stations on Mantua Pike (Route 45) in Woodbury Heights. According to Mapquest.com, that was the - [Rare Picture of a young Michael Phelps](https://www.modf.com/2008/08/20/rare-picture-of-a-young-michael-phelps.html) - [An early out Friday, is a good Friday.](https://www.modf.com/2008/08/08/an-early-out-friday-is-a-good-friday.html) - So we are going to be closing up shop early today which is pretty great. I have a TON of stuff I can get done at home, since I don't ever seem to have ANY time anymore. I have come to the conclusion that I really need to get myself better organized. Every time I - [Official Rules for the Washers game. ](https://www.modf.com/2008/07/08/official-rules-for-the-washers-game.html) - Below you will find our "Official" rules for the game of washers, redneck horseshoes, cornhole, or whatever variation of the game you know. I'll try to make them as clear as possible, and may need to add back to this page later. Feel free to comment and leave your thoughts/opinions/differences. Setup 15 inch square boxes, - [Geek chicks are hot.. What's been keeping me busy?](https://www.modf.com/2008/07/03/geek-chicks-are-hot-whats-been-keeping-me-busy.html) - Well first and foremost, geek chicks are indeed hot.. How come the only people I never see in storm trooper outfits resemble Jeff the comic book guy from the Simpson's? Alas, I've been busy. Not just normal modF busy either, but it feels like things are slowing down. I had been studying like a mad - [For 5 months, I've been cooler than most smokers.](https://www.modf.com/2008/06/06/for-5-months-ive-been-cooler-than-most-smokers.html) - Being cooler than most smokers is a bold statement to make, but it is true my friends. Well, mostly just because I like to fill my own ego and to reassure myself that I'm better off not smoking.. Even though I do have a bit of a gum addiction still (two or three pieces daily), - [What delays me in life, sometimes makes me laugh.](https://www.modf.com/2008/05/29/what-delays-me-in-life-sometimes-makes-me-laugh.html) - So this morning was kinda fun, I was driving into work and all of a sudden traffic stopped a few miles short of the 295/42 curve heading North. Evidently a big scrap metal truck hit the overpass, broke the water main and caused havoc on my drive in. Be that as it may, it was - [FOXNews.com - 'The Da Vinci Code' Under Fire from Albinos - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment](https://www.modf.com/2006/05/16/foxnewscom-the-da-vinci-code-under-fire-from-albinos-celebrity-gossip-entertainment-news-arts-and-entertainment.html) - FOXNews.com - 'The Da Vinci Code' Under Fire from Albinos - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment I need a new chair, I just wet myself. - [It's that time again](https://www.modf.com/2007/10/28/its-that-time-again.html) - That's right, it's that time again. I'm heading to Key West for the parrot head convention. (read the Church of Jimmy)... While I won't be supporting the Margaritaville which he no longer owns, I will be attending my father's wedding. It should be a great week, and I'll do my best to upload pics of - [Gentlemen, stop your engines](https://www.modf.com/2006/09/26/gentlemen-stop-your-engines.html) - Gentlemen, stop your engines Wow, looks like we may stop lining fat bastard's pocket's afterall! - [I knew cigarettes were evil](https://www.modf.com/2008/03/19/i-knew-cigarettes-were-evil.html) - See, I knew it, cigarettes are evil! 73 days, 17 hours, 51 minutes and 49 seconds smoke free. 2212 cigarettes not smoked. $666.00 and 16 days, 21 hours of your life saved. - [Happy Birthday Mister Rogers, a better man than I am.](https://www.modf.com/2008/03/20/happy-birthday-mister-rogers-a-better-man-than-i-am.html) - Today marks the 80th birthday of Fred "Mister" Rogers. Since this was one of my favorite shows growing up, you know I'm rocking my "new to me" sweater for Sweater Day. 9811198107 So let's all just sit back, put on our sweaters and remember the old faithful third verse. So, let's make the most of - [A little Buehler's something something from Big Momma and Waffle Ass](https://www.modf.com/2008/02/12/a-little-uehler-something-something-from-big-momma-and-waffle-ass.html) - Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com - [OpenID is here....One id to rule them all? ](https://www.modf.com/2008/03/19/openid-is-hereone-id-to-rule-them-all.html) - Sure, I'm the one with a barcode on my neck. Sure, I'm the one who uses a different password for every possible login on the internet. Even so, that much security can be a real pain in the ass. I have two double encrypted key fobs just to keep my passwords straight, and that does - [Discovery is going more green... Getting rid of the home? No one to kill? ](https://www.modf.com/2008/03/17/discovery-is-going-more-green-getting-rid-of-the-home-no-one-to-kill.html) - Old news? Sure, I'm a little slow. So it looks like Discovery Home is now going to become Planet Green. Which I think is kinda cool, they already have a pretty neat site. Although, it is currently broken, and I am unable to leave comments on the articles. About Planet Green: First-ever 24-hour television network - [Dunkin' Donuts has big balls](https://www.modf.com/2008/03/12/dunkin-donuts-has-big-balls.html) - A few weeks ago Starbucks closed all of their stores for 3 hours so that they could "retrain" all of their employees. Well that opened the flood gates for plenty of free or steeply discounted coffee for the same 3 hour period. Which, fueled the hell out of the bloggers, and there was plenty of - [SJ Hot Chefs Restaurant Week](https://www.modf.com/2008/03/11/sj-hot-chefs-restaurant-week.html) - Well here we go again, and I'm excited! It is SJ Hot Chefs :: Restaurant Week! Tonight we will be running out to one of the places on the list with the family crew for Jane's birthday. This should be exciting as I love the menu, and I think I've needed another good night out. - [Buxfer, and my finances...and you.](https://www.modf.com/2008/03/06/buxfer-and-my-financesand-you.html) - I have been doing a lot of analysis over the past few weeks on my life. Perhaps it is because I have quit smoking, or I've been trying to live a bit greener, or who knows. One of my life goals however, is to get my finances in order. I figured now is as good - [A little of this, and a little of that](https://www.modf.com/2008/03/03/a-little-of-this-and-a-little-of-that.html) - Well as you may or (probably) not have noticed, I've been updating my status via Twitter. What does this meant to you? Well not much unless you want to follow my every move... Well not my every move, just the ones I want you to know about. :) So what did I do today? The - [Finally, some changes.... It's web 2.0, look out! Hello World (again)](https://www.modf.com/2008/02/27/finally-some-changes-its-web-20-look-out-hello-world-again.html) - After messing around for nearly a week on my test site, I give up. I finally decided it would be easier to just give up and start with a new, fresh widget ready theme for wordpress. What are widgets? Well that allows me to be a bit more lazy, and allows me to be a - [I want to goto Cuba for Vacation....](https://www.modf.com/2008/02/19/i-want-to-goto-cuba-for-vacation.html) - Castro has stepped down as the Cuban president! Could this be the end of the embargo? Will I finally be able to get my cigars and rum legally? Just think, in the next few years we could be heading to Cuba for a nice little vacation. It is only 90 miles south of Key West - [Updates? Sure](https://www.modf.com/2008/01/23/updates-sure.html) - Sure I'd like to update more, and I really would do it more often if I could find the time to convert these theme over to use widgets or get more excited about writing. Right now I've got a few other new projects which I've had in development for a few months grabbing my attention - [Oops, I updated the photos and they moved.](https://www.modf.com/2007/11/07/oops-i-updated-the-photos-and-they-moved.html) - If you came here looking for the gallery photos, they have been moved here - [President Bush Impersonation- 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner - Google2 Video](https://www.modf.com/2006/05/11/president20bush20impersonation20-20200620white20house20correspondents20dinner20-20google20video.html) - Now here is a real video that President Bush did that is worth watching... President Bush Impersonation- 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner - Google2 Video - [EPA, UPS unveil hybrid delivery truck](https://www.modf.com/2006/06/22/epa-ups-unveil-hybrid-delivery-truck.html) - EPA, UPS unveil hybrid delivery truck Great news for fuel costs and getting away from oil dependancy. - [Harvard defies Bush with therapeutic cloning program | The World | The Australian](https://www.modf.com/2006/06/07/harvard-defies-bush-with-therapeutic-cloning-program-the-world-the-australian.html) - Harvard defies Bush with therapeutic cloning program | The World | The Australian Go Harvard! Screw Yale! Woohoo - [As Brazil Fills Up on Ethanol, It Weans Off Energy Imports](https://www.modf.com/2006/06/01/as-brazil-fills-up-on-ethanol-it-weans-off-energy-imports.html) - As Brazil Fills Up on Ethanol, It Weans Off Energy Imports Over the past three decades Brazil has worked to create a viable alternative to gasoline. With its sugarcane-based fuel, the nation may become energy independent this year. Brazil’s ethanol program, which originated in the 1970s in response to the uncertainties of the oil market, - [Teens suffer soap opera virus - Yahoo! News](https://www.modf.com/2006/05/18/teens-suffer-soap-opera-virus-yahoo-news.html) - Teens suffer soap opera virus - Yahoo! News I know someone who fits this profile... - ['Survivor' Winner Gets 51 Months, Richard Hatch Sentenced To Prison For Failing To Pay Income Taxes On Prize Money - CBS News](https://www.modf.com/2006/05/16/survivor-winner-gets-51-months-richard-hatch-sentenced-to-prison-for-failing-to-pay-income-taxes-on-prize-money-cbs-news.html) - 'Survivor' Winner Gets 51 Months, Richard Hatch Sentenced To Prison For Failing To Pay Income Taxes On Prize Money - CBS News HAHAHA, what an ass. - [Ben & Jerry's sorry for Irish ](https://www.modf.com/2006/04/24/ben-jerrys-sorry-for-irish.html) - Ben & Jerry's sorry for Irish "Black & Tan" upset - Yahoo! News Can we get a grip? - [Key West Taking Chickens Off Streets - Yahoo! News](https://www.modf.com/2006/04/19/key-west-taking-chickens-off-streets-yahoo-news.html) - Key West Taking Chickens Off Streets - Yahoo! News Oh so you are cool enough to live in Key West, but you don't want to deal with one of the coolest things about it. Are you afraid of what they are doing to the soil? A few days after that, I open up the mail - [Hah, that is the real info..](https://www.modf.com/2006/04/07/hah-that-is-the-real-info.html) - [eBay: > REAL Gold Grillz! Princess cut 3.6k diamonds teeth (item 8920248393 end time Apr-05-06 15:15:50 PDT)](https://www.modf.com/2006/04/05/ebay-real-gold-grillz-princess-cut-36k-diamonds-teeth-item-8920248393-end-time-apr-05-06-151550-pdt.html) - I could rock this... eBay: > REAL Gold Grillz! Princess cut 3.6k diamonds teeth (item 8920248393 end time Apr-05-06 15:15:50 PDT) - [Jessica Alba, Playboy end spat with Hefner apology - Yahoo! News](https://www.modf.com/2006/04/05/jessica-alba-playboy-end-spat-with-hefner-apology-yahoo-news.html) - Film star Jessica Alba forgave Playboy magazine on Tuesday for making her an unwitting cover girl after founder Hugh Hefner sent the actress a personal apology and pledged to donate money to her favorite charities. Jessica Alba, Playboy end spat with Hefner apology - Yahoo! News In other words, the PR machine has juiced this - [Jesus may have walked on ice? - Yahoo! News](https://www.modf.com/2006/04/05/jesus-may-have-walked-on-ice-yahoo-news.html) - Jesus may have walked on ice? - Yahoo! News - [ABC News: Microsoft Unveils Ultracompact Computer](https://www.modf.com/2006/03/09/abc-news-microsoft-unveils-ultracompact-computer.html) - Holy crap, this makes me feel kinda funny. Xmas is only 291 days away, hint hint. ABC News: Microsoft Unveils Ultracompact Computer - [Capitol Hill Blue - Warning! Financial responsibility can lead to terrorism](https://www.modf.com/2006/03/07/capitol-hill-blue-warning-financial-responsibility-can-lead-to-terrorism.html) - Capitol Hill Blue - Warning! Financial responsibility can lead to terrorism And this, is why I don't like credit cards. - [Elisha Cuthbert](https://www.modf.com/2006/01/31/elisha-cuthbert-2.html) - OMG!!! Looks who has credits for this season of 24 Elisha Cuthbert - [Elisha Cuthbert](https://www.modf.com/2006/01/31/elisha-cuthbert.html) - OMG!!! Looks who has credits for this season of 24 Elisha Cuthbert - [Woman Poses Naked on Car at Auto Show - Yahoo! News](https://www.modf.com/2006/01/18/woman-poses-naked-on-car-at-auto-show-yahoo-news.html) - What more can I say? This car if going to totally rock. I want one for my birthday... Woman Poses Naked on Car at Auto Show - Yahoo! News - [Clinical trial to test stem cell approach for children with brain injury](https://www.modf.com/2005/12/22/clinical-trial-to-test-stem-cell-approach-for-children-with-brain-injury.html) - It's about time.. Clinical trial to test stem cell approach for children with brain injury - [CNN.com - Court rejects 'intelligent design' in science class - Dec 20, 2005](https://www.modf.com/2005/12/20/cnncom-court-rejects-intelligent-design-in-science-class-dec-20-2005.html) - HAHAHAHA You lose. CNN.com - Court rejects 'intelligent design' in science class - Dec 20, 2005 - [Amazon.com: Wish List](https://www.modf.com/2005/12/19/amazoncom-wish-list.html) - The wishlist you have all been waiting for Amazon.com: Wish List - [eBay Motors: Toyota : Toyota (item 4598497974 end time Dec-24-05 00:40:18 PST)](https://www.modf.com/2005/12/19/ebay-motors-toyota-toyota-item-4598497974-end-time-dec-24-05-004018-pst.html) - What will they come up with next? You almost know this had to be from Georgia.. eBay Motors: Toyota : Toyota (item 4598497974 end time Dec-24-05 00:40:18 PST) - [Hey you... New pics are up..](https://www.modf.com/2005/11/02/hey-you-new-pics-are-up.html) - Check it out, there are a few new pics uploaded to the gallery. I've been doing more drinking than taking pictures, so yeah some really do suck. I'll add captions and such in a bit. - [Quotes](https://www.modf.com/2005/10/23/quotes.html) - I know I have not updated in a while, but tonight I updated some of the quotes. Enjoy. - [It's hockey season!](https://www.modf.com/2005/10/04/its-hockey-season.html) - [Everyone loves Bush...](https://www.modf.com/2005/09/30/everyone-loves-bush.html) - Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a - [The advantages of being Asian](https://www.modf.com/2005/09/20/the-advantages-of-being-asian.html) - If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you are Chinese. It works! - [The Steelers](https://www.modf.com/2005/09/14/the-steelers.html) - A little something for my loser friends who like the steeler's. - [Why is gas so expensive? Where is our oil?](https://www.modf.com/2005/09/12/why-is-gas-so-expensive-where-is-our-oil.html) - A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, - [Hot French news anchor Melissa Theuriau](https://www.modf.com/2005/09/13/hot-french-news-anchor-melissa-theuriau.html) - Wow.. Viva la France.. Hot French news anchor Melissa Theuriau - [day by day](https://www.modf.com/2005/09/09/day-by-day.html) - yep, that's how it rolls. - [Just an update..](https://www.modf.com/2005/09/07/just-an-update.html) - Yeah, it does. modF isn't going anywhere though, so get used to it. :) - [September is goign to suck](https://www.modf.com/2005/09/05/september-is-goign-to-suck.html) - I think the title says it all, but I can feel it right now that September is just going to suck. - [Doing what you say...A mini rant](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/31/doing-what-you-saya-mini-rant.html) - It really bugs me when people say they are going to do things then they don't. It's one thing to forget every now and then (like me) but it's a totally different topic when it's all the damn time. WTF is up with that shit. If you are not going to do what you say, - [This gives new meaning to "cat burglar" ](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/29/this-gives-new-meaning-to-cat-burglar.html) - BERLIN (Reuters) - German police called to a break-in at an apartment in the northern town of Itzstedt found the intruder still on the premises and hiding under a kitchen cabinet. ADVERTISEMENT The "cat burglar" had somehow crawled into the ground-floor of the apartment, broken window blinds, torn down drapes and trashed furniture. Police also - [Comics and Editorial Cartoons: Doonesbury on Yahoo! News](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/30/comics-and-editorial-cartoons-doonesbury-on-yahoo-news.html) - Comics and Editorial Cartoons: Doonesbury on Yahoo! News Sounds pretty accurate to me. - [Man suspected of smut attack on 300 cars - Yahoo! News](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/28/man-suspected-of-smut-attack-on-300-cars-yahoo-news.html) - Man suspected of smut attack on 300 cars - Yahoo! News This is what happens when you love the cock so much you have to put it on people's cars. - [Honesty](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/25/honesty.html) - Honesty is the best policy, no matter what youa re fucking up in the process. - [Crashing.](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/24/crashing.html) - It's taken months, but I think I'm finally crashing. I'll update some other time. - [Google Talk](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/23/google-talk.html) - Google Talk Wow, so the rumors are true... - [Happy Birthday Pop](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/23/happy-birthday-pop.html) - Today is dedicted to George Jupin, wish you were still here. We miss you. - [Google Is Set to Bring Web to Users - Los Angeles Times](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/23/google-is-set-to-bring-web-to-users-los-angeles-times.html) - Google Is Set to Bring Web to Users - Los Angeles Times I'm not sure how I fell about this, I think getting away from MS is a good thing. But is google really keeping with "Don't be evil". I suppose it could not hurt to install it and see though. - ['Toilet Town' Moves to Secret Location - Yahoo! News](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/22/toilet-town-moves-to-secret-location-yahoo-news.html) - Anyone want to live in Toilet town? 'Toilet Town' Moves to Secret Location - Yahoo! News - [Hello world!](https://www.modf.com/2005/08/20/hello-world.html) - Welcome to the new modF Land. Basically this server got hacked and well here we are. I've decided I'm giong to start updating this blog and another as often as I can. I'll tell you now that this one is not my top priority as you can see I've posted 25 things from 2003. :) - [Ice cream guy punches kid, it wasn't me.](https://www.modf.com/2005/05/05/ice-cream-guy-punches-kid-it-wasnt-me.html) - PITTSBURGH - Throwing a punch at a boy complaining about the cost of his cold treat has landed an ice cream vendor in hot water. Nazzareno Didiano, 44, was placed on probation and ordered to attend anger management classes after a trial Tuesday over the May 2004 incident. The boy, now 14, told the judge - [Christmas gifts? Or just feel like being nice?](https://www.modf.com/2004/11/24/christmas-gifts-or-just-feel-like-being-nice.html) - Whatever the case may be, you can buy me stuff now. :) My Wish List - [I'm dead bitch!](https://www.modf.com/2004/08/06/im-dead-bitch.html) - Singer Rick James, a musical icon of the 1980s who helped define the "punk funk" style of that decade, was found dead in his home Friday morning by his caretaker, a Los Angeles police Department spokesman said. He was 56James' personal physician signed his death certificate, and said his death was the result of "existing - [the modF warning level](https://www.modf.com/2004/08/02/the-modf-warning-level.html) - The modF warning level is at red, for those of you who don't know the pretty colored scale, that is one level below kicking puppies. - [From the creators of South Park](https://www.modf.com/2004/04/29/from-the-creators-of-south-park.html) - Check our this funny ass flash cartoon from the creators of South Park Here. This one is not safe for work, and you must have sound to get the jist. - [LA Update](https://www.modf.com/2004/04/10/la-update.html) - I added some more pictures to the gallery. Don't get too comfy with looking at updates as my frickin' camera died yesterday. I took it apart and it still is not working, so I guess I need to send it back.. Oh well. - [Update](https://www.modf.com/2004/04/08/update.html) - So I'm in LA right now, so I'll be putting pictures up daily or kinda close to it. The first has been added to the gallery already, don't laugh at me too hard. :) After the last article I posted, I decided to make a new category. Please welcome, wtf? to the site. - [Let's fry a sniper!](https://www.modf.com/2004/03/09/lets-fry-a-sniper.html) - Convicted Washington Sniper Muhammad Sentenced to Die (Update1) March 9 (Bloomberg) -- John Allen Muhammad, one of two men accused in the sniper-shooting deaths of 10 people in the Washington, D.C., area in 2002, was sentenced to death by a Virginia judge for murdering a man at a gas station. A jury in Virginia Beach, - [Ahh Chillin' with the man](https://www.modf.com/2004/03/11/ahh-chillin-with-the-man.html) - So last night we went to PJ's and hung out with Ron Jaworski - [Man Allegedly Shoots Bride Days After Shotgun Wedding](https://www.modf.com/2004/02/04/man-allegedly-shoots-bride-days-after-shotgun-wedding.html) - Couple Supposedly Known Each Other For A Few Days LOS ANGELES -- Days after their wedding, the groom allegedly shot his bride five times in front of their home following an argument, authorities said. Susan Vanvleet, 41, underwent surgery Monday night at Arrowhead Regional Medical Center, where she was in critical condition, said Robin Haynal, - [Arnie's home town plans 80ft Terminator statue](https://www.modf.com/2003/12/15/arnies-home-town-plans-80ft-terminator-statue.html) - A plan to build an 80ft statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator guise in his home town has been revived despite the actor regarding it as a waste of money. Councillors in Graz, Austria, first proposed putting up the statue in a park last year but shelved the plan after Schwarzenegger asked for the £3.5 - [Big George going Hollywood on us?](https://www.modf.com/2003/12/12/big-george-going-hollywood-on-us.html) - So I'm sitting here thinking that perhaps George could be going Hollywood on us. Why this past month alone he has been filming a few speaking parts in Long Branch on a movie called Opposite Attraction, and he has been featured in a fitness catalog. If you would like to see some of those pics - [Fugitive's Need For Strippers Leads To Arrest](https://www.modf.com/2003/12/02/fugitives-need-for-strippers-leads-to-arrest.html) - PHILADELPHIA -- With a little spare change, Guillermo Martinez could have kept running from the law. The Philadelphia man is accused of tapping into his company's bank account and using some of the money to take a pair strippers to Miami. But Martinez ran out of luck and quarters at a toll plaza near Annapolis, - [Woman Knocked Unconscious By Wal-Mart Shoppers](https://www.modf.com/2003/12/02/woman-knocked-unconscious-by-wal-mart-shoppers.html) - ORANGE CITY, Fla. -- A 41-year-old woman was knocked unconscious and then trampled by a mob of shoppers who continued to step over her as she suffered a seizure during a Friday sale at Wal-Mart in Orange City, Fla., according to Local 6 News. Authorities said that Patricia Van Lester arrived at Wal-Mart at 3 - [MOV releases a new album](https://www.modf.com/2003/12/01/mov-releases-a-new-album.html) - Yes it is that time again, the Mighty OV has released a new cd. Check it out here I can't really say much here, other than check it out, they are pretty fly for a couple of white guys. :) - [The one day I don't wear my seatbelt, includes pics](https://www.modf.com/2003/11/07/the-one-day-i-dont-wear-my-seatbelt-includes-pics.html) - So I am driving home from work yesterday in the rain, on a local busy four lane road. Upon coming to an intersection the light is green, so as normal I start to proceed through it. All of a sudden a white Mercedes something 320 (i think), decides to make a right on red right - [That tool David Blaine](https://www.modf.com/2003/09/19/that-tool-david-blaine.html) - LONDON (Reuters) - If there's no such thing as bad publicity, then magician David Blaine's stunt of starving himself in a clear plastic box in London has been a smashing success. More than a million satellite viewers tuned in two weeks ago to see Blaine -- a 30-year-old American whose previous tricks include freezing himself - [Death crash on Disney 'thunder train'](https://www.modf.com/2003/09/08/death-crash-on-disney-thunder-train.html) - LOS ANGELES: A roller-coaster derailed yesterday at Southern California's Disneyland theme park, killing one man and injuring 10 other people, including a nine-year-old. 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