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		<title>Interesting Read about Ron Paul&#8230; Yes, Ron Paul.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 18:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>modF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>There is an article about <a href="http://www.esquire.com/features/ron-paul-profile-0511" target="_blank">Ron Paul </a>in this month&#8217;s <a href="http://www.esquire.com" target="_blank">Esquire magazine</a>.  While I did manage to learn quite a bit about Ron Paul in the article, and <strong>perahps </strong>I dont&#8217; think he is as goofy as I once did, I found this infographic to be the most entertaining.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">  <a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/esq-conservative-map-0511-xlg.jpg" rel="lightbox[612]"><img class="size-medium wp-image-613    aligncenter" title="esq-conservative-map-0511-xlg" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/esq-conservative-map-0511-xlg-300x276.jpg" alt="Esquire Magazine Conservative Map" width="300" height="276" /></a></p>
<p>President Obama, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, and some of my other favroites are displayed! <img src='http://www.modf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is an article about <a href="http://www.esquire.com/features/ron-paul-profile-0511" target="_blank">Ron Paul </a>in this month&#8217;s <a href="http://www.esquire.com" target="_blank">Esquire magazine</a>.  While I did manage to learn quite a bit about Ron Paul in the article, and <strong>perahps </strong>I dont&#8217; think he is as goofy as I once did, I found this infographic to be the most entertaining.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">  <a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/esq-conservative-map-0511-xlg.jpg" rel="lightbox[612]"><img class="size-medium wp-image-613    aligncenter" title="esq-conservative-map-0511-xlg" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/esq-conservative-map-0511-xlg-300x276.jpg" alt="Esquire Magazine Conservative Map" width="300" height="276" /></a></p>
<p>President Obama, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, and some of my other favroites are displayed! <img src='http://www.modf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>My lunchtime &#8220;diet&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Being Cheap (Frugal)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food and Recipes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lunch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[saving money]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Since around the start of the year, I&#8217;ve been doing my best to really reduce the amount of $$ I&#8217;ve been spending at lunch, as well as the intake of crap I&#8217;ve been eating during it. My solution so far, soup. Now I&#8217;m not going to tell you that I&#8217;ve mastered the art of the <a href="http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health/diet/amazing-soup-diet" target="_blank">Amazing Soup Diet</a>, even though it does sound good. I don&#8217;t have much time for it. I bring leftovers as often as I can, and since I&#8217;m trying to clear out my pantry again, I&#8217;ve been cooking more. As far as days when I don&#8217;t have leftovers, it&#8217;s off ot the selection of soups in a box under my desk. Variety is key, including low fat as well as tasty fatty versions for days when I am hitting the gym or just need a bit more of a comfort food style.</p>
<p>Some tips that seem to make this easier:</p>
<ul>
<li>I have found that that it actually hinders my efforts if I buy from big box clubs such as BJ&#8217;s or Sams. Reason being, variety. If you have only two or three flavors of soup, you are going to get really tired of them really quickly. Every week a different brand of soup is on sale, go grab a nice varied selection. </li>
<li>Soup isn&#8217;t always healthy, read the labels.  I keep really healthy options on hand for weeks when I&#8217;ve been bad at night,  and more flavorful ones for when I&#8217;ve been good or going to gym.</li>
<li>If trying to lose weight, watch out for not only the fat content on the soup, but the crackers.  I try to limit myself to 4 Club crackers per lunch, but that is more of a guideline and sometimes I need to increase it. </li></ul><p></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since around the start of the year, I&#8217;ve been doing my best to really reduce the amount of $$ I&#8217;ve been spending at lunch, as well as the intake of crap I&#8217;ve been eating during it. My solution so far, soup. Now I&#8217;m not going to tell you that I&#8217;ve mastered the art of the <a href="http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health/diet/amazing-soup-diet" target="_blank">Amazing Soup Diet</a>, even though it does sound good. I don&#8217;t have much time for it. I bring leftovers as often as I can, and since I&#8217;m trying to clear out my pantry again, I&#8217;ve been cooking more. As far as days when I don&#8217;t have leftovers, it&#8217;s off ot the selection of soups in a box under my desk. Variety is key, including low fat as well as tasty fatty versions for days when I am hitting the gym or just need a bit more of a comfort food style.</p>
<p>Some tips that seem to make this easier:</p>
<ul>
<li>I have found that that it actually hinders my efforts if I buy from big box clubs such as BJ&#8217;s or Sams. Reason being, variety. If you have only two or three flavors of soup, you are going to get really tired of them really quickly. Every week a different brand of soup is on sale, go grab a nice varied selection. </li>
<li>Soup isn&#8217;t always healthy, read the labels.  I keep really healthy options on hand for weeks when I&#8217;ve been bad at night,  and more flavorful ones for when I&#8217;ve been good or going to gym.</li>
<li>If trying to lose weight, watch out for not only the fat content on the soup, but the crackers.  I try to limit myself to 4 Club crackers per lunch, but that is more of a guideline and sometimes I need to increase it. </li>
<li>Keep a little TVP (textured vegetable protein) in your magic lunch box too, just a few tablespoons will not only add protein to anything, it will add some texture, which helps cut down on the need for fatty crackers.  </li>
<li>Give yourself a reward day during the week. Let&#8217;s face it, some days you just don&#8217;t want soup or leftovers. </li>
</ul>
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		<title>President&#8217;s Day Brew</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 15:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I had off yesterday for President&#8217;s Day, which I used to take care of two important things, my house and my booze.  First up was the house, following my win against the termites, I applied two coats of Drylock to my previously untreated walls, refreshing the general area.  That being completed for the day, and I a beer or two in, I switched gears to the booze. After all, I did have to let the paint cure! One of the biggest pains for me is where to put fluids as I&#8217;m transferring them.  There are beer buckets, and carboys of wine and potassium metabisulfite, it&#8217;s always a process to rack or move something.  So I finally broke down and purchased a spigot for some of the empty juice buckets, drilled the hole, and verified that it doesn&#8217;t leak.  This should make things much easier/faster.  In addition, I treated myself to an auto-siphon,  picked up two gallon jugs for some test batches of fruit wines, and who knows what.  After the tortuous process of peeling the labels off of what seemed like a billion bottles (or just over a case), I started to sterilize everything.    Next I racked the Syrah into a bucket, cleaned the carboy, put the wine back in, then added some chitosan for clarity.  Just to note, I previously added a bit of potassium sorbate as well as MBS to kill off some fermentation and avoid fizzyness.  After that, I decided to bottle the batch of Bavarian Wheat I&#8217;ve had going.  I&#8217;m a bit nervous about it, I left it in the primary bucket for 21 days, it was COLD down there, and I think it needed a bit more time.  It smelled great, can&#8217;t wait to taste it.   I also, started up a 1 gallon batch of</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had off yesterday for President&#8217;s Day, which I used to take care of two important things, my house and my booze.  First up was the house, following my win against the termites, I applied two coats of Drylock to my previously untreated walls, refreshing the general area.  That being completed for the day, and I a beer or two in, I switched gears to the booze. After all, I did have to let the paint cure! One of the biggest pains for me is where to put fluids as I&#8217;m transferring them.  There are beer buckets, and carboys of wine and potassium metabisulfite, it&#8217;s always a process to rack or move something.  So I finally broke down and purchased a spigot for some of the empty juice buckets, drilled the hole, and verified that it doesn&#8217;t leak.  This should make things much easier/faster.  In addition, I treated myself to an auto-siphon,  picked up two gallon jugs for some test batches of fruit wines, and who knows what.  After the tortuous process of peeling the labels off of what seemed like a billion bottles (or just over a case), I started to sterilize everything.    Next I racked the Syrah into a bucket, cleaned the carboy, put the wine back in, then added some chitosan for clarity.  Just to note, I previously added a bit of potassium sorbate as well as MBS to kill off some fermentation and avoid fizzyness.  After that, I decided to bottle the batch of Bavarian Wheat I&#8217;ve had going.  I&#8217;m a bit nervous about it, I left it in the primary bucket for 21 days, it was COLD down there, and I think it needed a bit more time.  It smelled great, can&#8217;t wait to taste it.   I also, started up a 1 gallon batch of &#8220;White grape raspberry wine&#8221; and some &#8220;Ginger Beer&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Oops. We lost a few posts.</title>
		<link>http://www.modf.com/2011/01/31/oops-we-lost-a-few-posts.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 18:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>modF</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[charity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fishing trip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[key west]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sadly, it looks like we lost a few posts from 2010.   Here is the rest of the year in short:</p>
<p>July:</p>
<ul>
<li>Did some traveling</li>
<li>Went to some Phillies and Riversharks baseball games</li>
<li>Of course, a lot of drinking and picnics</li>
<li>Helped run a benefit which raised about 3k for a family. </li>
</ul>
<p>August:</p>
<ul>
<li>Plenty of drinking and  enjoying the summer with my friends and family. </li>
<li>Our annual fishing trip was a failure because I wasn&#8217;t involved enough. </li>
<li>Shot some big guns at the Widows Sons first annual ATF.</li>
<li>Did a pub crawl in Rehoboth</li>
</ul>
<p>September:</p>
<ul>
<li>Nearly got into a fight with some jag-off at the Red Bull Flugtag cause he felt he was entitled to take the spot I had been standing in for 5 hours. </li>
<li>Did a pub crawl in Philly, missed the ferry on the way back, well sorta&#8230;..</li>
<li>Again did some traveling, put lots of seat time on the bike. </li>
<li>Helped at the Hogs for Hounds Benefit by the WS.</li>
<li>Started a new batch of Syrah. </li>
</ul>
<p>October:</p>
<ul>
<li>Did a few rides/poker runs, all enjoyable. </li>
<li>During Restaurant week, I reviewed a few new places for the other blog.</li>
<li>Went to see Social D in Philly. </li>
<li>Hit a few Halloween parties, as well as a late Oktoberfest (it&#8217;s actually in September)</li>
<li>Joined the Knight&#8217;s Templar, confirmed my belief that one should only join the Royal Arch path after they are a PM</li>
</ul>
<p>November:</p>
<ul>
<li>Started off the month in Key West, how can you go wrong with that???</li>
<li>My guys did a great job at GLI even if some people are already predisposed to dislike us, but that&#8217;s fine, it makes us stronger. </li>
<li>Plenty of family/friend times between the holidays and wine tastings</li></ul><p></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sadly, it looks like we lost a few posts from 2010.   Here is the rest of the year in short:</p>
<p>July:</p>
<ul>
<li>Did some traveling</li>
<li>Went to some Phillies and Riversharks baseball games</li>
<li>Of course, a lot of drinking and picnics</li>
<li>Helped run a benefit which raised about 3k for a family. </li>
</ul>
<p>August:</p>
<ul>
<li>Plenty of drinking and  enjoying the summer with my friends and family. </li>
<li>Our annual fishing trip was a failure because I wasn&#8217;t involved enough. </li>
<li>Shot some big guns at the Widows Sons first annual ATF.</li>
<li>Did a pub crawl in Rehoboth</li>
</ul>
<p>September:</p>
<ul>
<li>Nearly got into a fight with some jag-off at the Red Bull Flugtag cause he felt he was entitled to take the spot I had been standing in for 5 hours. </li>
<li>Did a pub crawl in Philly, missed the ferry on the way back, well sorta&#8230;..</li>
<li>Again did some traveling, put lots of seat time on the bike. </li>
<li>Helped at the Hogs for Hounds Benefit by the WS.</li>
<li>Started a new batch of Syrah. </li>
</ul>
<p>October:</p>
<ul>
<li>Did a few rides/poker runs, all enjoyable. </li>
<li>During Restaurant week, I reviewed a few new places for the other blog.</li>
<li>Went to see Social D in Philly. </li>
<li>Hit a few Halloween parties, as well as a late Oktoberfest (it&#8217;s actually in September)</li>
<li>Joined the Knight&#8217;s Templar, confirmed my belief that one should only join the Royal Arch path after they are a PM</li>
</ul>
<p>November:</p>
<ul>
<li>Started off the month in Key West, how can you go wrong with that???</li>
<li>My guys did a great job at GLI even if some people are already predisposed to dislike us, but that&#8217;s fine, it makes us stronger. </li>
<li>Plenty of family/friend times between the holidays and wine tastings and such</li>
</ul>
<p>December:</p>
<ul>
<li>Installations, Installations, Installations.</li>
<li>Finished up my year as WM, what a year and experience it was.  I learned a lot about people, an experience I might try to do some things differently, but not that many.  I have many many thoughts on this, but sadly I&#8217;ll need to keep most of those close to my heart.  I&#8217;m glad I gave a year of my life to the lodge, but it&#8217;s time for someone else to take the reins. </li>
</ul>
<p>January:</p>
<ul>
<li>Started off 2011 with a nice kiss from a nice girl, or two. </li>
<li>Started my new role as Lodge Secretary, lots of work to get in order. </li>
<li>Started Geocaching more often, thanks to a new portable GPS as well as one for my car. </li>
<li>Visited Massachusetts for the weekend</li>
<li>More wine tasting&#8217;s,  I won my first contest with a Zinfandel</li>
<li>The first GLI I wasn&#8217;t required to be at, but I did goto the M&amp;W meeting to help get the assessments sorted out.</li>
<li>I didn&#8217;t do as well at the Shipwreck Brewery Chili cookoff as I had hoped, 5th place <img src='http://www.modf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </li>
<li>Started a batch of Bavarian Wheat Ale, can&#8217;t wait to taste this one and start another. </li>
</ul>
<p>These are just some broad strokes, but as always been busy and I like it that way.</p>
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		<title>Frosty Ball Run &#8211; January Bike Ride</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 15:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>modF</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[January]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In keeping with my riding the bike for at least 15 miles a month routine (it&#8217;s been many more on the non winter months), last night I took my ride for January.  Which clearly it was the frosty ball run.  For the most part, I&#8217;ve been keeping fairly warm, but I&#8217;ve got a few issues to resolve.  First, I wear old school Under Armour, the one with the fuzzy inside, I assume it&#8217;s what they call the Cold Base now, as I got mine years ago.   The last ride I took in December, there were snow flurries coming down, and just the UA under the jeans wasn&#8217;t enough.  So last night I wore a pair of long johns over the UA.  That seemed to help cut the wind down on my legs.   I think what I need to do is put fleece or something inside the pant legs to really kill the wind, that and remember my hand/toe warmers.  Beyond that, it was a good run. I&#8217;m still working on the fogging of the goggles part, but I think I can solve that fairly easy.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/20110126-114825.jpg" rel="lightbox[574]"><img class="size-medium wp-image-577 aligncenter" title="20110126-114825.jpg" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/20110126-114825-200x300.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Sorry for the crappy pic, I was freezing.</p>
<p> </p>
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<p> </p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In keeping with my riding the bike for at least 15 miles a month routine (it&#8217;s been many more on the non winter months), last night I took my ride for January.  Which clearly it was the frosty ball run.  For the most part, I&#8217;ve been keeping fairly warm, but I&#8217;ve got a few issues to resolve.  First, I wear old school Under Armour, the one with the fuzzy inside, I assume it&#8217;s what they call the Cold Base now, as I got mine years ago.   The last ride I took in December, there were snow flurries coming down, and just the UA under the jeans wasn&#8217;t enough.  So last night I wore a pair of long johns over the UA.  That seemed to help cut the wind down on my legs.   I think what I need to do is put fleece or something inside the pant legs to really kill the wind, that and remember my hand/toe warmers.  Beyond that, it was a good run. I&#8217;m still working on the fogging of the goggles part, but I think I can solve that fairly easy.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/20110126-114825.jpg" rel="lightbox[574]"><img class="size-medium wp-image-577 aligncenter" title="20110126-114825.jpg" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/20110126-114825-200x300.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Sorry for the crappy pic, I was freezing.</p>
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		<title>Will the Feds Bust Santa Claus?</title>
		<link>http://www.modf.com/2010/12/22/will-the-feds-bust-santa-claus.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>modF</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>
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<div>This gave me a nice chuckle.</div>
<blockquote><div>When Santa Claus comes to town this week, he&#8217;d better watch out &#8212; because the federal government may be making a list of his crimes (and checking it twice), the Libertarian Party warned today.</div>
<div>
<p> </p>
<p>&#8220;Hark the federal agents sing, Santa is guilty of nearly everything,&#8221; said former Libertarian Party press secretary George Getz. &#8220;The feds know when Santa&#8217;s been bad or good &#8212; and he&#8217;s been bad, for goodness sakes.&#8221;</p>
<p>Does Santa belong in the slammer? Instead of stuffing stockings, should he be making license plates?</p>
<p>Yes, said Getz, if he&#8217;s held to the same standards as a typical American. <a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/517.jpg" rel="lightbox[564]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-565 alignright" title="517" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/517-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>For example:</p>
<p>* Every December 25, the illegal immigrant known as Santa Claus crosses the border into the United States without a passport. He carries concealed contraband, which he sneaks into the country in order to avoid inspection by the U.S. Customs Service. And just what&#8217;s in all those brightly colored packages tied up with ribbons, anyway? The Drug Czar and Homeland Security want to know.</p>
<p>* Look at how this international fugitive gets around: Santa flies in a custom-built sleigh that hasn&#8217;t been approved by the FAA. He never files a flight plan. He has no pilot&#8217;s license. In the dark of night, he rides the skies with just a tiny bioluminescent red light to guide him &#8212; a clear violation of traffic safety regulations.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/518.jpg" rel="lightbox[564]"><img class="size-full wp-image-566 alignleft" title="518" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/518.jpg" alt="" width="192" height="270" /></a></strong>* Pulling Santa&#8217;s sleigh: Eight tiny reindeer, a federally protected species being put to hard labor. None of these reindeer have their required shots, and Santa&#8217;s never bothered to get these genetically-engineered animals registered and licensed. It&#8217;s no wonder: He keeps them penned outside his workplace in a clear violation of zoning laws.</p>
<p>* But Crooked Claus the Conniving Capitalist</p></div></blockquote><p></p>]]></description>
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<div>This gave me a nice chuckle.</div>
<blockquote><div>When Santa Claus comes to town this week, he&#8217;d better watch out &#8212; because the federal government may be making a list of his crimes (and checking it twice), the Libertarian Party warned today.</div>
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<p> </p>
<p>&#8220;Hark the federal agents sing, Santa is guilty of nearly everything,&#8221; said former Libertarian Party press secretary George Getz. &#8220;The feds know when Santa&#8217;s been bad or good &#8212; and he&#8217;s been bad, for goodness sakes.&#8221;</p>
<p>Does Santa belong in the slammer? Instead of stuffing stockings, should he be making license plates?</p>
<p>Yes, said Getz, if he&#8217;s held to the same standards as a typical American. <a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/517.jpg" rel="lightbox[564]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-565 alignright" title="517" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/517-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>For example:</p>
<p>* Every December 25, the illegal immigrant known as Santa Claus crosses the border into the United States without a passport. He carries concealed contraband, which he sneaks into the country in order to avoid inspection by the U.S. Customs Service. And just what&#8217;s in all those brightly colored packages tied up with ribbons, anyway? The Drug Czar and Homeland Security want to know.</p>
<p>* Look at how this international fugitive gets around: Santa flies in a custom-built sleigh that hasn&#8217;t been approved by the FAA. He never files a flight plan. He has no pilot&#8217;s license. In the dark of night, he rides the skies with just a tiny bioluminescent red light to guide him &#8212; a clear violation of traffic safety regulations.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/518.jpg" rel="lightbox[564]"><img class="size-full wp-image-566 alignleft" title="518" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/518.jpg" alt="" width="192" height="270" /></a></strong>* Pulling Santa&#8217;s sleigh: Eight tiny reindeer, a federally protected species being put to hard labor. None of these reindeer have their required shots, and Santa&#8217;s never bothered to get these genetically-engineered animals registered and licensed. It&#8217;s no wonder: He keeps them penned outside his workplace in a clear violation of zoning laws.</p>
<p>* But Crooked Claus the Conniving Capitalist harms more than just animals &#8212; he&#8217;s hurting hard-working American laborers, too. Isn&#8217;t Santa&#8217;s Workshop really Santa&#8217;s Sweatshop, where his non-union employees don&#8217;t make minimum wage and get no holiday pay? Add the fact that OSHA has never inspected the place, and you have a Third-World elf-exploitation operation that only Kathy Lee Gifford could love.</p>
<p>* No wonder Santa is able to maintain his monopoly over the toy distribution industry: He&#8217;s cornered the Christmas gift market. Santa dares to give away his products for free in a sinister attempt to crush all competition &#8212; just like Microsoft&#8217;s Internet Explorer. Antitrust Lawsuit Memo to the feds: Is Santa Claus the Bill Gates of Christmas?</p>
<p>The bottom line, said Getz: &#8220;It might be tough sledding for Jolly St. Nick this Christmas if the government decides to prosecute him.</p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re just surprised it hasn&#8217;t already happened. After all, Santa Claus is everything that politicians aren&#8217;t: He&#8217;s popular, reliable, and gives us something for nothing every December 25th &#8212; instead of taking our money every April 15th.&#8221;</p>
<p>by <strong>George Getz</strong></p>
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		<title>Wow a lot of shit has happened since Feb..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Judging from the <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010?g2_page=2" target="_blank">lastest pics this year</a>,  I have been busy.  There have been <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-02-20-Mardi+Gras+Party+at+the+Post/" target="_blank">crazy nights with the family</a>, <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-03-08-Janes_Birthday/" target="_blank">crazy family dinners</a>,  <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-03-22-Adelphias_Benefit/" target="_blank">benefits</a>,  <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-04-14-Wine_Tasting/" target="_blank">wine tastings</a>,  of course there was also the trips to <a href="../v/2010/2010-04-05-Phils+Bus+Trip+to+Nationals+Park/" target="_blank">Washington for the Phils</a>,<a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-04-15-Boat+Drinks/"> Boat Drinks</a>, <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/Buehlers-2010/" target="_blank">Buehler&#8217;s</a>, and Malibu for <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-06-12-Joes_Wedding/" target="_blank">Joe&#8217;s Wedding</a>.  And those are just the ones I actually took/posted pics for!</p>
<p>Of course, one of the most important things that has happened to my life since February,  <a href="../v/2010/2010-03-28-Bike+Pics/" target="_blank">my bike</a>.  During the coldest and wettest weekend of March I successfully passed the  motorcycle safety class, which was good because my mind was all over the place then.   About two weeks later I purchased a used Honda Shadow and I&#8217;ve been riding it as much as I can.   I reached that first milestone of 1,000 miles, then doing my first run.  There is just something therapeutic about jumping on the bike and riding a few miles and letting things work out in your head, or go away long enough for you to enjoy the experience.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve also been very busy being WM of Mozart Lodge #121, it really is like a second full time job.  I love it, but it&#8217;s been a stressful few months, and I&#8217;m looking forward to a small break in so much to do each night.  From this task, and some of the other people watching I&#8217;ve been doing, I&#8217;ve actually wondered why I never went into the field of sociology.  Of course, a lot of this has involved <a href="http://www.modf.com/lionshead-beer-puzzle-caps" target="_blank">Lionshead Puzzle Caps</a>, so expect that page to be updated soon!</p>
<p>ps. I love how everyone is pissed about the oil spill, and yet so few are doing anything about it.</p>
<p> </p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Judging from the <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010?g2_page=2" target="_blank">lastest pics this year</a>,  I have been busy.  There have been <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-02-20-Mardi+Gras+Party+at+the+Post/" target="_blank">crazy nights with the family</a>, <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-03-08-Janes_Birthday/" target="_blank">crazy family dinners</a>,  <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-03-22-Adelphias_Benefit/" target="_blank">benefits</a>,  <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-04-14-Wine_Tasting/" target="_blank">wine tastings</a>,  of course there was also the trips to <a href="../v/2010/2010-04-05-Phils+Bus+Trip+to+Nationals+Park/" target="_blank">Washington for the Phils</a>,<a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-04-15-Boat+Drinks/"> Boat Drinks</a>, <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/Buehlers-2010/" target="_blank">Buehler&#8217;s</a>, and Malibu for <a href="http://www.modf.com/v/2010/2010-06-12-Joes_Wedding/" target="_blank">Joe&#8217;s Wedding</a>.  And those are just the ones I actually took/posted pics for!</p>
<p>Of course, one of the most important things that has happened to my life since February,  <a href="../v/2010/2010-03-28-Bike+Pics/" target="_blank">my bike</a>.  During the coldest and wettest weekend of March I successfully passed the  motorcycle safety class, which was good because my mind was all over the place then.   About two weeks later I purchased a used Honda Shadow and I&#8217;ve been riding it as much as I can.   I reached that first milestone of 1,000 miles, then doing my first run.  There is just something therapeutic about jumping on the bike and riding a few miles and letting things work out in your head, or go away long enough for you to enjoy the experience.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve also been very busy being WM of Mozart Lodge #121, it really is like a second full time job.  I love it, but it&#8217;s been a stressful few months, and I&#8217;m looking forward to a small break in so much to do each night.  From this task, and some of the other people watching I&#8217;ve been doing, I&#8217;ve actually wondered why I never went into the field of sociology.  Of course, a lot of this has involved <a href="http://www.modf.com/lionshead-beer-puzzle-caps" target="_blank">Lionshead Puzzle Caps</a>, so expect that page to be updated soon!</p>
<p>ps. I love how everyone is pissed about the oil spill, and yet so few are doing anything about it.</p>
<p> </p>
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		<title>New Rule &#8211; Eat lunch in the park.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In keeping up with my<a href="http://www.modf.com/new-rules"> new rules</a> theme,  Here is another for the list.</p>
<blockquote><p>When available, try to eat lunch in a park. If you can find one with few benches and a lake, then you have hit a home run.  At a minimum, you just need a place to park, or a place to sit.</p></blockquote>
<p>It may sound funny to make this a rule, but believe me, it has many benefits.</p>
<ol>
<li>You save money by bringing  your lunch and not going to a restaurant, it’s probably healthier too.</li>
<li>Sitting in the park gives you time to slow down and relax and recharge without external stimulus.</li>
<li>It is nice to just get out of the workplace and to be surrounded by nature.  For instance right now, the leaves are changing/falling, and the wind has a nice chill.</li>
<li>I like to use this time to reflect, on what is going on around me, and to help me realize what is important to me.</li>
<li>It is a great time to study your Masonic ritual, I think the geese in Medford already know the MM exam.</li>
</ol>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In keeping up with my<a href="http://www.modf.com/new-rules"> new rules</a> theme,  Here is another for the list.</p>
<blockquote><p>When available, try to eat lunch in a park. If you can find one with few benches and a lake, then you have hit a home run.  At a minimum, you just need a place to park, or a place to sit.</p></blockquote>
<p>It may sound funny to make this a rule, but believe me, it has many benefits.</p>
<ol>
<li>You save money by bringing  your lunch and not going to a restaurant, it’s probably healthier too.</li>
<li>Sitting in the park gives you time to slow down and relax and recharge without external stimulus.</li>
<li>It is nice to just get out of the workplace and to be surrounded by nature.  For instance right now, the leaves are changing/falling, and the wind has a nice chill.</li>
<li>I like to use this time to reflect, on what is going on around me, and to help me realize what is important to me.</li>
<li>It is a great time to study your Masonic ritual, I think the geese in Medford already know the MM exam.</li>
</ol>
<p>`</p>
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		<title>Happy Pitbull Awareness Day! Celebrate w/ the Pinups @ Cheerleaders!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>modF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PinupsforPitbullsFlyerFRONT.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="PinupsforPitbullsFlyer FRONT" border="0" alt="PinupsforPitbullsFlyer FRONT" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PinupsforPitbullsFlyerFRONT_thumb.jpg" width="212" height="260" /></a></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.pinupsforpitbulls.com" target="_blank">Pinups for Pitbulls</a></strong> is hosting a huge all-day event at Cheerleader&#8217;s Bikini Bar in S. Philadelphia. Event includes Keynote speakers from the Pit Bull Hoax (Drayton Michaels www.pitbullguru.com), Kathy McGuire, President of NJ Aid for Animals, Buzz Miller of Buzzy&#8217;s Bow Wow &#38; Meow , Little Darling of Pinups for Pitbulls and so many more! </p>
<p>We&#8217;ll have all kinds of wonderful vendors, Burlesque &#38; Side Show performers, Art Auction &#38; Raffle, and so much more! There will be adoptable dogs attending the daytime event and well-behaved dogs are welcome!    <br />We will also be releasing the 2010 Pinups for Pitbulls Calendar at this event &#8212; see below for more info!     <br />You don&#8217;t want to miss this amazing event!!! It will be our biggest event to date!     <br />If you can&#8217;t make it to our event, you can make a <a href="http://pinupsforpitbulls.com/#/donations/4529467569">tax-deductible donation here</a>! </p>
<p>Cheerleaders 2740 South Front Street Philadelphia, PA 215) 467-1980 http://philly.cheerleadersweb.com</p>
<p><strong>Day Event:</strong> 2-6pm, <strong>ALL AGES WELCOME</strong> Dress Code for Day Event: Casual &#38; Fun     <br /><strong>Evening Event:</strong> 6pm-1am, Club Age restriction 21+ </p>
<p>Dress Code for Evening Event: *Fashionably Casual </p>
<blockquote><p>- Ladies, Casual or Dress Up! Pin Up!      <br />- Men, no hoodies/hats/undershirts/workboots, etc. </p>
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<p>- No Cover Charge Until 6:00pm    <br />After 6pm $15 General Admission     <br />VIP Admission $30 (Includes 2 Hour Select Open Bar and Dinner Buffet from 6pm-8pm)</p>
<p> <strong></strong></p>
<p>PERFORMANCES BY:</p>
</p>
<p><a href="http://www.iheartlittledarling.com/" target="_blank">Little Darling</a> &#8211; Founder of Pinups for Pitbulls, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/petiteparadox" target="_blank">D&#8217;arcy D&#8217;Lux</a> and Miss <a href="http://www.myspace.com/candymayhem" target="_blank">Candy Mayhem</a>!</p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p>I think Ginger and I will be making a trek over the bridge for at least a portion of the day time event.&#160; She needs to make some new friends. <img src='http://www.modf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PinupsforPitbullsFlyerFRONT.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="PinupsforPitbullsFlyer FRONT" border="0" alt="PinupsforPitbullsFlyer FRONT" src="http://www.modf.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PinupsforPitbullsFlyerFRONT_thumb.jpg" width="212" height="260" /></a></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.pinupsforpitbulls.com" target="_blank">Pinups for Pitbulls</a></strong> is hosting a huge all-day event at Cheerleader&#8217;s Bikini Bar in S. Philadelphia. Event includes Keynote speakers from the Pit Bull Hoax (Drayton Michaels www.pitbullguru.com), Kathy McGuire, President of NJ Aid for Animals, Buzz Miller of Buzzy&#8217;s Bow Wow &amp; Meow , Little Darling of Pinups for Pitbulls and so many more! </p>
<p>We&#8217;ll have all kinds of wonderful vendors, Burlesque &amp; Side Show performers, Art Auction &amp; Raffle, and so much more! There will be adoptable dogs attending the daytime event and well-behaved dogs are welcome!    <br />We will also be releasing the 2010 Pinups for Pitbulls Calendar at this event &#8212; see below for more info!     <br />You don&#8217;t want to miss this amazing event!!! It will be our biggest event to date!     <br />If you can&#8217;t make it to our event, you can make a <a href="http://pinupsforpitbulls.com/#/donations/4529467569">tax-deductible donation here</a>! </p>
<p>Cheerleaders 2740 South Front Street Philadelphia, PA 215) 467-1980 http://philly.cheerleadersweb.com</p>
<p><strong>Day Event:</strong> 2-6pm, <strong>ALL AGES WELCOME</strong> Dress Code for Day Event: Casual &amp; Fun     <br /><strong>Evening Event:</strong> 6pm-1am, Club Age restriction 21+ </p>
<p>Dress Code for Evening Event: *Fashionably Casual </p>
<blockquote><p>- Ladies, Casual or Dress Up! Pin Up!      <br />- Men, no hoodies/hats/undershirts/workboots, etc. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>- No Cover Charge Until 6:00pm    <br />After 6pm $15 General Admission     <br />VIP Admission $30 (Includes 2 Hour Select Open Bar and Dinner Buffet from 6pm-8pm)</p>
<p> <strong></strong></p>
<p>PERFORMANCES BY:</p>
</p>
<p><a href="http://www.iheartlittledarling.com/" target="_blank">Little Darling</a> &#8211; Founder of Pinups for Pitbulls, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/petiteparadox" target="_blank">D&#8217;arcy D&#8217;Lux</a> and Miss <a href="http://www.myspace.com/candymayhem" target="_blank">Candy Mayhem</a>!</p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p>I think Ginger and I will be making a trek over the bridge for at least a portion of the day time event.&#160; She needs to make some new friends. <img src='http://www.modf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>New Rules.. No it&#8217;s not Bill Maher</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>modF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>While drastically different from Bill Maher&#8217;s segment &#8220;New Rules&#8221;, I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of interpersonal thinking and examining recently. As a result I have come up with a few <a href="http://www.modf.com/new-rules">new rules</a>, which of course are going to be more like the Pirate Code, a set of guidelines. The first one is:</p>
<blockquote><p> Take your birthday off from whatever job you work, you will need the day off as you should always see the sunrise on your birthday.&#160;&#160;&#160; On the beach would be best, but any sunrise will do. This is the time to think about what you want your year to be, not Jan 1st.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The theory on this one is pretty self explanatory, While this year for my birthday I didn’t make sunrise, it was only because I thought of it too late.&#160; I however was sitting on a lifegaurd stand listening to the waves crash against the beach for a couple of hours in the early hours of the morning.&#160;&#160; It really got me thinking about how the year was starting a new for me at that point, not the 1st of Jan.&#160; This year, I will be on the beach watching the sunrise on that special day in July.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While drastically different from Bill Maher&#8217;s segment &#8220;New Rules&#8221;, I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of interpersonal thinking and examining recently. As a result I have come up with a few <a href="http://www.modf.com/new-rules">new rules</a>, which of course are going to be more like the Pirate Code, a set of guidelines. The first one is:</p>
<blockquote><p> Take your birthday off from whatever job you work, you will need the day off as you should always see the sunrise on your birthday.&#160;&#160;&#160; On the beach would be best, but any sunrise will do. This is the time to think about what you want your year to be, not Jan 1st.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The theory on this one is pretty self explanatory, While this year for my birthday I didn’t make sunrise, it was only because I thought of it too late.&#160; I however was sitting on a lifegaurd stand listening to the waves crash against the beach for a couple of hours in the early hours of the morning.&#160;&#160; It really got me thinking about how the year was starting a new for me at that point, not the 1st of Jan.&#160; This year, I will be on the beach watching the sunrise on that special day in July.</p>
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