Archive for September, 2005

Everyone loves Bush…

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims.
“That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

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The advantages of being Asian

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you are Chinese.
It works!

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The Steelers

A little something for my loser friends who like the steeler’s.

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Hot French news anchor Melissa Theuriau

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Why is gas so expensive? Where is our oil?

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there’s a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming

But our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC

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day by day

yep, that’s how it rolls.

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Just an update..

Yeah, it does. modF isn’t going anywhere though, so get used to it. :)

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