White Collar Ramblings about politics, the environment, finances, Darwinism with a twist of white trash.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims.
“That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you are Chinese.
It works!
Wow.. Viva la France..
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming
But our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
Yeah, it does. modF isn’t going anywhere though, so get used to it. 
