So web 2.0 it makes babies cry.

It really bugs me when people say they are going to do things then they don’t. It’s one thing to forget every now and then (like me) but it’s a totally different topic when it’s all the damn time. WTF is up with that shit. If you are not going to do what you say, then don’t fucking say it.

Comics and Editorial Cartoons: Doonesbury on Yahoo! News

Sounds pretty accurate to me.

BERLIN (Reuters) – German police called to a break-in at an apartment in the northern town of Itzstedt found the intruder still on the premises and hiding under a kitchen cabinet.

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The “cat burglar” had somehow crawled into the ground-floor of the apartment, broken window blinds, torn down drapes and trashed furniture.

Police also found fish and fish remains from a broken aquarium scattered around the apartment, said Julika Reinhardt, spokesman for the police in the town north of Hamburg.

Two officers finally found the offender, a cat, hiding under a kitchen cabinet but the heavyweight male resisted arrest, biting one officer in the thumb before they both managed to overpower it.

Reinhardt said the cat, wearing a name tag, was returned to its owner who would have to pay for the damage.

“No one knows how the cat broke in,” she said. “But the damage was considerable.”

Man suspected of smut attack on 300 cars – Yahoo! News

This is what happens when you love the cock so much you have to put it on people’s cars.

Am I just some sort of asshole?

Honesty is the best policy, no matter what youa re fucking up in the process.

It’s taken months, but I think I’m finally crashing. I’ll update some other time.